over-indulgence hinders body & mind.
you are aware of the fact that you are a chinese fast food chain, right? is this really the advice you want to be giving your customers?
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liz
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Not good marketing on their part.
ReplyDeleteFortune cookies rarely give good advice. That's why I've started painting pictures of fortune cookies with fortunes like "Be brave" and "She fakes it. Every time."
ReplyDeleteThis is information we can actually use.
aww, i think the combination of both of those statements could accurately describe the encounters of a lot of guys in my age group...
ReplyDeleteI am sad for your male peers, yet giggling uncontrollably.
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